THE RULES

Every arena has rules. Learn them or get cooked.

⚔️HOW IT WORKS

1

Upload Your Screenshot

Drop any text conversation - iMessage, DMs, social posts, emails. Maude sees all.

2

Maude Analyzes

Our AI reads the receipts, detects manipulation tactics, calculates credibility scores, and measures toxicity.

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Get Your Verdict

Find out who got cooked with a detailed breakdown and a savage one-liner.

4

Share & Let the People Vote

Share your verdict. Let your friends (or the internet) decide if they agree with Maude.

🔍WHAT MAUDE LOOKS FOR

📊 Credibility Score

How believable and consistent each person's arguments are. Based on logic, evidence, and coherence.

☢️ Toxicity Level

How heated and harmful the conversation gets. Personal attacks, insults, and aggressive language increase this.

🎭 Manipulation Tactics

Gaslighting, deflection, guilt-tripping, DARVO, and other psychological tactics get called out.

🚩 Red Flags

Warning signs of toxic behavior patterns. The more flags, the more cooked you are.

🍳COOK LEVELS

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Lightly Toasted (0-30%)

Minor L. You made some weak points but nothing devastating.

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Well Done (31-60%)

Solidly cooked. Clear logical failures and some manipulation detected.

🔥🔥

Extra Crispy (61-80%)

Properly roasted. Multiple manipulation tactics and low credibility. Embarrassing.

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Absolutely Cooked (81-100%)

Hall of Shame material. Catastrophic failure. No coming back from this.

🗳️THE JURY

Maude gives the initial verdict, but the people have the final say.

How Voting Works:

  • When you share a verdict, anyone with the link can vote
  • Voters choose: Agree with Maude, Person A was cooked, or Person B was cooked
  • One vote per device - no ballot stuffing
  • Vote counts update in real-time
  • If the public disagrees with Maude... maybe you weren't that cooked after all

⚖️FAIR PLAY

The Golden Rules

  • ✓ Only upload conversations you have permission to share
  • ✓ Blur or crop out sensitive personal info (phone numbers, addresses)
  • ✓ This is for entertainment - don't use it to harass anyone
  • ✓ Maude's verdicts are AI-generated, not professional advice
  • ✓ Have fun, don't take it too seriously

We don't store your original images. After analysis, screenshots are discarded. Only the verdict data is kept if you choose to share publicly.

❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Now you know the rules.

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