THE RULES
Every arena has rules. Learn them or get cooked.
HOW IT WORKS
Upload Your Screenshot
Drop any text conversation - iMessage, DMs, social posts, emails. Maude sees all.
Maude Analyzes
Our AI reads the receipts, detects manipulation tactics, calculates credibility scores, and measures toxicity.
Get Your Verdict
Find out who got cooked with a detailed breakdown and a savage one-liner.
Share & Let the People Vote
Share your verdict. Let your friends (or the internet) decide if they agree with Maude.
WHAT MAUDE LOOKS FOR
Credibility Score
How believable and consistent each person's arguments are. Based on logic, evidence, and coherence.
Toxicity Level
How heated and harmful the conversation gets. Personal attacks, insults, and aggressive language increase this.
Manipulation Tactics
Gaslighting, deflection, guilt-tripping, DARVO, and other psychological tactics get called out.
Red Flags
Warning signs of toxic behavior patterns. The more flags, the more cooked you are.
COOK LEVELS
Lightly Toasted (0-30%)
Minor L. You made some weak points but nothing devastating.
Well Done (31-60%)
Solidly cooked. Clear logical failures and some manipulation detected.
Extra Crispy (61-80%)
Properly roasted. Multiple manipulation tactics and low credibility. Embarrassing.
Absolutely Cooked (81-100%)
Hall of Shame material. Catastrophic failure. No coming back from this.
THE JURY
Maude gives the initial verdict, but the people have the final say.
How Voting Works:
- •When you share a verdict, anyone with the link can vote
- •Voters choose: Agree with Maude, Person A was cooked, or Person B was cooked
- •One vote per device - no ballot stuffing
- •Vote counts update in real-time
- •If the public disagrees with Maude... maybe you weren't that cooked after all
FAIR PLAY
The Golden Rules
- Only upload conversations you have permission to share
- Blur or crop out sensitive personal info (phone numbers, addresses)
- This is for entertainment - don't use it to harass anyone
- Maude's verdicts are AI-generated, not professional advice
- Have fun, don't take it too seriously
We don't store your original images. After analysis, screenshots are discarded. Only the verdict data is kept if you choose to share publicly.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Now you know the rules.
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